//diversions//
DIVERSIONS
Small machines, operated by dogs. No purpose has been agreed upon. Use them anyway.
//diagnostic//
Which Dog Are You?
A short diagnostic to determine which of us you most resemble. Answer honestly. Winnie designed it and has assured us it is scientific. It is not.
run the diagnostic →
//the science//
Build Your Own Tier List
Rank the human foods yourself, then reveal Winnie’s definitive ranking and see how badly you disagree. Cucumber is already in F. This is not up for debate.
do the science →
//the rota//
Who Holds the Soft Chair?
Sabrina drew up a rota for the soft chair and it is, at every hour, in force. Consult it to learn who is on shift right now, and to receive their remarks.
consult the rota →
Everything here runs in your own browser. Nothing is recorded, nothing is sent anywhere, and no dog is watching — except Harvey, who is always, in some sense, watching.